Lin Yutang, Chinese writer
"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
"No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement."
"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child."
"And remember that behind every successful woman......is a basket of dirty laundry."